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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

cruellings:

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legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting